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A rotted corpse with
flys was sitting next to a cactas , when a kid came up to it and looked at it.
Then the corpses arms reached out to the kid as if by fishing line. The boy runs, the carcass jumps
after him as if thrown, landing on the boy who screems. The camera points at a
patch of sky then showd blood and meat being thrown into the air.
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bang bang on the
door that falls through into
a great hole
inside the house
the bottem isn't
visible and the door falls into the darknes never to be heard again
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The pink
curtains open
swarms off bee's
dressed in ballerina tou tou's
buzz around in
artistic display
around in
circles and makeing waves that would go to the playing of the piano wich craft
this is a man roars and points to the bee's the bee's then attack the man
stinging him. He falls lifeless and the bee's continue there show. But the
music doesn't start , the bees gather and swarm over the orcastra and they
imdietly start playing.
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To a pop "
baby baby baby" song:
I'm gonna drink
teaaaaaaa !!!
then go down and
play some
polo
yeah oh yeah
polo looooo
lo lo lo
then i'll knit
you a blue jumper
we'll chat about
the sopes
yeah !
then we'll watch
the telemarket chanel for hours and hours ow wow
baby baby baby
how many times
can i say baby in one song
baby baby baby
im gonna bang
you hard oh yeah !
you me and my
certified slong
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speeding down
the highway
car door swings
open
I fall to the
grinding tar
my head hits the
ground
my seat belt
still on I pull my self
back into the
metal juggernaut
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The time is
right for dancen in the street
car ploughs
through the people hoons laughing driving
away, they come
to an abrubt hult
the car crushed
blood uzes out into grass
calling forth
the rain and screams of pain
wind sweeps the
streets clear and clean morning sun
wind caresing as
time go's on as I do
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I started
walking with someone named bill. Bill had obsesive compulsive stomping
disorder. We stoped at some lights waiting for them to change , and a beutifull
woman walked past, bill started stomping his leg the second he saw her. At the
time I didn't know about his disorder and was stunned. I asked him what the
hell was wrong. He told me that when over distressed he would start stomping
his leg. We walked on and sat on some chairs in the mall. There was really shit
pop music in a shop and bill started stomping again.
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A wave of events
like gods great hands sweeping through the crazed bold land crashing crushing
bursting seams , spliting hairs and creaming cream , pricking finger so
painfully anoyeing causing an itch by microscopic freinds of the wave of events
that leave no end
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heat and cold
touching thy feet filling up the old dusty street that coughs and laughs at
passer by than stops to cry the filling all to see that nothing can come of
that decree
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Every plan
failed because of it
Every
contradiction contradicted by it
Every thought
planed by it
Every plan
planed by it
it is everything
everything is it
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Flying fighting
the tiredness the bird
flys on
to tired he
lands and
sleeps a while
in the water
wind blows hard
flying him high
down the last
stretch he soars
to his warm
family nest
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Sitting at the
little sqaure out side the library looking at the birds look for food, when the
birds paniced and flew off in a start as if someone had scared them. I am hit
by something I fall over and see branch's of a tree hitting me. I back away and
hear screems of people being attacked stabed and beaten by trees. Windows
smashed , cars thrown , grass rumbleing savagely under foot knocking my off my
feet, Moss flying into eyes, creepvine chokeing people. farming became futile.
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wattle's of
walrus waiting for the time when work will cease and desist
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wondering around
the old dusty clown who spends his time like old molded town
the mold gathers
the tree's clatter the sounds and noise come down like rain on the furious sea
that swells till
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Untitled it is
unlike the many labels that are put to the , sitting in a tree with cloths
still yours and wind tickleing you laping at you like so many fountains that
blow there wonderous spray on you. Natures gifts often overlooked.
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Each action causeing
reaction each blend of exsquistie taste each smell known, the beeds around her
neck seeming to hold some mystical trueths , drawing your atention away from
other things for what seems an aternity.
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swells of sea
filling the void open currents weilding no noise until the sound awakens
flashing on and off in tiny ploys to melt the scene and build some poise to the
thrashing throb of blood in head that's only there when your in bed before your
time for rest has come. What is fun
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Bunyips soup of
onion and meat a smelly meaty tasty treat. He waits anticapaits and knows the
time when his meaty meal will be finally his.
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The call off
wind telling no lies, always blowing sometimes in your eyes whiping grasses
carrys the seeds doing its job for all to see
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The gental glow
of candle light in amongts the dark dark night wind outside your door that
bangs so softly in the soundless night.
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Smoking chokeing
slowing croaking
gobs of snott I
cough
throat burns as
the cough attacks
throwing my head
I stand into a throbing
pounding
headache
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A cwogmire of
qauterly crystals cwogmireing around a colorful carasel
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The sea the
grass
the sand thats
too far for sharp glass
gental wind
blows fire
sea sweeps in
and out
slowly speed
increasing as darkness comes
wind whips sea
swells
the fire
crackles as sleep envelopes you
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Have
a fit in the ship pit
bang
your head to blood on the fecie coverd walls
cut
your feet on teh glass coverd floor
fight
off the eels as they bite you on the crotch
forever
you are traped in the shit in the shit pit
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waltzing
like a clown
falling
down goe's the clown
dont
drown clown
at
last he has found the
clown
mound where clowns go to die
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It
was dark rocky terain, there where volcano like holes filled with lava. Red
dragons jumped out of the pools of lava , jumping into the air from one hole to
the next. I stood on an area of grass with a peach-tree growing in it. I lay
down into the cool grass of my little island of life and ate a peach as gusts
of warm air brushed over my body like a heater. I gazed out at the magical
dragons jumping in and out of the lava for miles in the black crusted land. I
looked at the yellow sky and brown clouds flying by that always seemed to
impress with the speed they move.
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There
was a monkey lost in an apple orchard he had escaped from the zoo and had spent
days there eating apples and trying to find his way out. A young boy who
dreamed of being a rock star would go to the apple orchard and play air guitar
and sing songs he knew. Happly boping along and singing loudly and proudly the
boy was silenced by a knock in the head. He turned around to be hit again in
the face. The boy saw stars not the kind he had hoped for. He heard the
laughing of the monkey and ran towards it. Appples flew at him and he dodged
and ducked the incomeing missiles. Then found the tree the monkey was up, then
unleashed his own attack of appples at it. The monkey screeched and ran away.
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Walking
through the park I heard a rave in a house across the street. I went in and
descoverd teenagers drinking danceing and carrying on. A car got a dent the
exploded on the tv. Then bodys splatterd all over the place like it was art. It
was really quite entertaining though quite anoying was the party. I went home
to watch the strange film but it was finished. Something unknown about it being
finished caused imense rage in me that swelled till I screamed. I screamed for
a long time , I couldn't stop it , the scream began to intensify into a roar
that was scareing me I had lost control. It was if there was some alien force
inside me controling me. I looked down and found my body had disapeard and all
that remained was a strange white blue haze in the shape of my body. I was
still screaming as though I had always screamed.
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My
mind was warped from the days events , I sat down to sweet silence and thought
on my next actions. There was visious growle as a huge pitball burst from no
where and started jumping around the room as though blind. Destroying valuble
objects and causeing great destruction.
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Doing
laps of the football oval when a pillow with wheels pulled up beside me. A
walking talking car then jumped out of the pillow and beamed it's headlights at
me , then started beeping it's horn. It came at me but I ran and came to a
button in a tree. I pressed the button the tree then opened up in half and
inside there was a Darlick. The weird car robot was getting close. I hid behind
the tree. The Darlick then came to life it spoke saying
" exterminate " and started
unleashing sound effects and sparks on the car. The car got scared and turned
around and went back to the pillow and left.
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Some
tourists where walking down a country town road when a trap caught them all and
sucked them in. Inside the tourist trap.
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Sitting
aboard the Hms floaty eating crab and siping wine and watching a bout between
angry crew members. When there was a tear in the fabric of time , everything began
to slow except for my thoughts meaning everything looked slow. Then from the
tear jumped a very big lizard man cradleing someone in it's arms. It was lord
farqaud from shriek in his arms , who jumped down and declared his presance and
said he was takeing control of the boat.
"
Like hell " the captain said sounding like the captain from Tin Tin with
his rough voice , he kinda looked lik him too.
"
Get him " farqaud said. The lizard men charged with their spears at the
captain. The captain pressed a button on his pipe and it turned into a mini
gataline gun that shot poison bullets at the lizard men killing them.
"
What this can't be , you havn't heard the last of me " Farqaud said. The
captain unleashed hot fury into farqaud killing him.
"
Yes we have " said the captain , and pressed a button to return the pipe
to a smokeing device.
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Dirty
little 2 feet tall man
always
playing funny games
jumping
kicking bumbleing bruising
but
never loseing
what
a marvel to see
2
feet tall man droping everybody
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Wind
howleing in ears
leaning
around corners
on
my bike off my bike
phycopath
driver raming me
the
taste of gravel in my teeth
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Sitting
now airborn hot air
wood
, steel and other smashing peice's
stick
into my back
some
bits splitting to the bone
awake
to a shakeing and sit up headbutting
something
wich turns out ot be a nurse
is
now standing with blood nose dripping on the floor
she
leaves i sleep
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I
was polishing my sword , sitting at the park when from the road ran Cathy
Freeman behind her there was Godzilla who roared and ate a chicken strip. Then
in disgust Godzilla threw away the chicken picked up a car and threw it at the
KFC building.
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A
monster shop that roams the world looking suitble empty paddocks to make it's
home. Once its found it's new home it settles it's roots that connnnect the
sewers. Lured by the new shop the customers enter the shop and are greeted by a
waft of gas that dispersd by the monster shop, wich confuses the customer into
thinking they must have all their money can buy. Still in a trance the consumer
leaves haveing their money consumed by the money eating monster shop. The
consumer is unaware of the crime againts them till they return home, they sit
and think ; " hey where's my money" but having no memory of the
monster shop. On and on the shop roams sucking the wealth of countrys with the
sole purpose of callapsing world goverment.
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I
walk into the bath and descover a large plastic doll in it floating face down
in the water , and think of a horror movie.
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Cake
bursting into flames dark face behind the flames the face grins then growls.
Then grows and consumes all in a dark haze nothing but darkness with fog hear
and there. A light is switched on and i'm at the school fair. Clowns come and
talk in strange tounges the tounges then come out like serpant and strangle
away my air dripping saliver all over my head. I choke and curse as im put to
bed thats makeing a strange noise. I feel the bed stir and rumble like it lives
then out spews bugs with crab eyes they crawl over me then watch me with there
crab eyes. I scream and hiss then in comes a man dressed as a docter but
looking like a dark wolf. The wolf docter starts talking and shakeing his head
then pulls out a needle bigger then my head , with a mighty thrust he stabs it
through my head. Colours and shapes start to fill my eyes then the bugs crawl onto
the wolf docter and hitch a ride. A cartoon is played but not on tv. The
cartoon is in my head and it calls for me I close my eyes and drift into the
land thats filled with colours and characters of every kind.
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I
was washing the intended rally car down with petrol and threw a match to it
engulfing it in flames. It then transformed into aa robot and asked what was
happening. It then looked down to descover it's self on fire. The robot then
transformed it's self back into a car and drove away flames flickering in the
wind. He then drove towards the river and into the water.
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five
friends surfing through space on a paper air plane landed on the orange rocky
surface of mars. The plane bunrt up and so did the five friends.
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It
was a hot summer day , and I was sitting under a tree at the billabong eating a
peach. The peach sweated in the heat as did I. Each bite was like ahhh ! , as
was each gust of wind. The water started bubbleing and from the water came a
horrid beast it's face could not be looked at without an all consumeing horror
washing over you. It was the devil he came up and sat next to me and had
session with his other peices of himself.
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I
was rideing my bicycle when I was stoped by a vomit worthey smell. Apon
inspection I found a human body with knifes sticking out of each eye, there
where rats nibbleing on one of the foots. I rode on and stopped for a rest at a
bus shelter. A bus started slowing to a stop , and there came the horrid sound
of the buses brakes like thousands of fingers on chalk boards scratching at
once. It felt as though the noise it's self was inside my brain scratching at
it. I jumped on my bike and rode on. Feeling quite hungry now I pulled up to a
fish and chip shop. It wasn't much of a place it's lack of stock and leery eyed
shop keeper was off putting. I bought chips with good faith. I left the shop
and sat in a park on a bench. I took a bite of a chip and was greated by a horrid
taste , it was as though the chips had been cooked in sweat , I even found a
half fryed hair. I threw the chips in the bin and kept rideing. I pulled over
at a reserve and got off the bike and walked into the tree's. I felt something
drop down my back , I then felt a bite. I ripped off my shirt and saw a
centapede like creature crawle away. An incredible itch roared to life wich I
scratched with might but couldn't quite reach it. Flys began buzzing around the
bite they crawled on it itching it more. I droped onto my back and rolled like
a dog , then passed out. I then had visions of hellish places of infinate pain
and torture.
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I
was at the court to supervise a game of basketball between some kids in the
naighbourhood , when out of the darkness came chalk being drawn in a line
towards us of it's own free will, it keept comeing until it had no more chalk
left then disapeard. A panther then walked past. All the kids stoped to watch
the big black cat, one of the kids then threw a rock at the panther. The
panther hiss and growled at the boy and left. The boy who threw it was then
laughed at cause he had wet him self.
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Surfing
on a wave of brown slimey poison. The wave is tidal and I speed along and get
G-forces but I hold on and continue my ride blue magnetic lines surround me. A
hot glow surrounds me and i'm launched into super sonic speed. Clouds rush at
me and i'm in space. I put my arms out in an attempt to slow my self but can't. I turn around so my
feet are first and lay back and watch my journy through space. I see a dark
spot ahead it's a black hole. I fight it with might to escape but can't , i'm
sucked in.
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Hey
there just thoughts in your mind
oh
no there thoughts in your mind thats in my mind
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my
name is carla I just moved into a new house, I just bought a new car too a real
expensive sports model black in colour. I drove to my mums and asked if she
could help move my stuff. I look down long driveway there are oaks scatterd all
over the yard, It's autem and the wind blows leafs here and there. I was
unpacking boxs from the car with my mum when I saw a young man about her age 22
or so. He was rideing past with another on bicycles. He held a guitar in one
hand and the other on the bicycle. A month later I knew the shops in the
surrounding areas. Met a few good people but no one special. The house had my
money splashed all through it. I have grand piano and electric guitar , a room
with a bar dance-floor and karoke ( with good music chosen by me ). There is a
swimming pool built in the roof wich is heated. walls and curtains all white
while the furniture is all colour , the lounge room a green floor with brown
and blue seats and couch. The rest is oddly shaped walls and long halls to
rooms far of. Every wall has roof to floor windows. You can see through almost
every wall , the only part you can't see past are the white cement cylinders.
The phone rang it was one of my friends. She said she would come and bring
friends, I agreed and went and took a bath. I awoke from my daze by someone
singing. I put on a towel and went to the window. It was the boy I saw rideing
the bicyle. He was walking up the drive to the house. " Hi saw that you
just moved in , so I just came to say if you ever need help and see me in the
street say my name Renold" said Renold.
"
we'll Renold I could use some company , so if you dont mind waiting till I come
out of the shower you can join me" Said Carla.
"
uh yeah alright " Renold said with a large smile. Renold paced around the
house looking at everything then stoped at the guitar picked it up and started
to play. Carla was instantly impressed and started to feel turned on.
"
not bad " Carla said standing naked a few feet from Renold. Renold was
stunned by the sight when he opened his eyes from her voice.
"
yeah " was all he could say back to her as she aproached. Talking , the
words meaningless that she said. She embraced him and sex followed some of the
best for each. Renold sat looking at the walls so white they where nothing like
his house. Looking at the walls he imagined them coverd in blood by his hand
then eating and singing and drinking up Carla's sex. Carla sat totally relaxed
and calm drifting in and out of dreams. A loud knock woke them both to reality.
It was Liz Carla could the sound two boys. Oh great she's planing she thought
to herself. Renold just sat and watched as Carla got dressed bending and arking
her back then wink at Renold and walk out to the front door. It was Liz she was
with two shady looking blokes who where dressed in track pants and sweaters.
She usherd them in and shut the door. They sat and talked for a while then one
of the fellows asked where the kitchen was. Carla showed him and he revealed
the bong , big glass two chamber. "
very good you have some stuff then " Carla said.
"
Yeah I have the cronic primes " the man said and went back to the lounge
room. They all started smokeing up they had a few each and room went quite. Then
Carla could hear a strange whispering sound like in the movies, She looked at
the others and found that they could hear it too.
"
Rarrr ! " Screamed Renold as he jumped out from hideing behind the couch.
They all gasped one of the two men jumped to his feet.
"
cool ya jets man " Carla said " this is Renold ".
She
introduced everbody , and they sat and smoked more billys and watched some tv
after Renold turned it on. Carla was startled by another sound.
"
Whats wrong " Renold said.
A
lound bang came from the front door , the room was then filled with men in dark
coats with handguns.
"
ok don't go doing a rambo now boys" said a tall man with a gold tooth that
made him look like a gangsta.
"
where just here for the drugs now where are they " he said looking over
them pointing a shotgun.
"
Thats the only drugs we have " Carla said pointing to the half empty bowl.
The leader went and whisperd something to a few of his henchman then stood faceing us. A few minutes went by
before one of the henchmen returned and spoke to the leader. He nodded then
they all walked outside while Carla and the others looked out the window.They
saw the men going in and out a trap door she never knew was there. They where
carrying pounds of dope. " Oh shit I never knew you went like this girl
" said one of Liz's friends.
"
I didn't even know it was there " Carla said.
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The
evil cheese wafting it's cheesy smells putting cheese lovers into a trance ,
with a cheesy grin the evil cheese leads them to the cheese hidout where cheese
lovers are turned into food for the evil cheese.
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My
head hurt. Then there was an explosion in my room that knocked a chair into my
face wich actuly saved me from shraknel. The clown gang showed up to amuse me
in my sadness then drove me to a shelter.
My
head hurt. Then there was an explosion in my room that knocked a chair into my
face wich actuly saved me from shraknel. The clown gang showed up to amuse me
in my sadness then drove me to a shelter.
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A
caped hero named Ice cream man was eating a hot dog when from the pits of hell
came an evil spider monster. Ice cream man ate ice cream and evil spider fell
down and died.
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Rob
had a hold of a stack of electrical goods as he aproached the car I poped the
boot , he threw the stuff in. I sensed something wrong and I was right as half
the naighbourhood came out there houses as though in a trance all holding
weapons bats , golf clubs, basketballs. It was totally wierd man they just
started hitting the car like animals trying to break through to us. I put the
car in gear and baged them up and took off.
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In
the olden days of 1842
"
The ghost of Gregory Waltors " harry screeched. The whip cracked again
then the train started moveing the wheels turned the engine puffed and whip
cracked. The train ploughed through the park destroying the swings , Harry and
Lou jumped out of the way and the tyrnt laughed and cracked his whip and rode
the train through the town through houses through peoples loung rooms crushing
anything in it's path that go's to the river , where the train is lost in the
rivers depths.
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I
was sitting by the river in the summer afternoon sun , when I heard a strange
sound. It sounded like a bath being let out. I looked toward the sound and
there in the water stood an amoured armadillo holding a plug. The water drained
leaveing fish flaping about in the mud.
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Reading
magazines waiting for roger to get his haircut at the Pull and cut hair saloon.
When a lion walked into the shop and sat in the shop window knocking a manaquin
over. It sat there rather tame licking it's self then fell asleep. By the time
the shop closes they had the lion captured , it had escaped from a house nearby
and was returned.
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Juicy
saucey
meat
cheesy
chunks of
crispy
delight
lushes
sweet
juicy fruit
delecteble
vegetables
of
all colour
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A
gang of crows flaped and flew and lifted the pie they where encrusted in up
into the air.
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Snotty
little susie jumps off
the
diveing board and lands head first
on
the board bounceing into the air like ragdoll
then
into the water
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Clenching
teeth poison flowing
every
vain I feel the pain throbing
with
every second
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draped
in sauce comes the man from beneath the pit of sauceyness
out
into many days of little rays
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A
giant wave of energy flys past like space and time it's self is water.
Red
spiders fill you vision and you fall of the branch thats held you since birth
into chaos and calamitie.
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I
was putting on a pair of sox , when I heard a sound on the front lawn it
sounded like a rocket landing . I went to the window and was shocked by the
sight of Astroboys face peering back at me. I spent the rest of the day ranting
with Astroboy about everything and nothing.
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Blue
sky spotted with clouds that looked cartoon like. Red lasers fly past filling
the air with smoke and sparks.
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, glowing green grass
mechanical
birds and fuzzy yellow sun
make
up the world of dum didi dum
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I
was sitting in front of the tv at mums chewing on a wart , when my brother
farted. Then as if called by my brothers fart a bolt of lightning burst through
the ceiling and blew up the tv.
"
There was a strange super high voltage lighting bolt in the area ", "
Im suprised youre alive , about 2 sqaure kilometres around where were standing
has been wiped of all life ". A tree then fell over and killed the ses
officer.
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I
was playing a game with friends where you took a pole and hit some man who was
in the middle of the field with it. If you can hit him and make him screem
without getting touched by him you get a point. I was on attack , I ran in pole
out ready to swing the man held his hands out ready to block my attack , I held
the pole high as if to hit his head then swung low tricking him and hit him in
the foot. He let out a groan of pain. I stoped and realized the man wasn't
actuly in on the game , it was as if the man was just some drunk who fell on
the feild and passed out. Then some kids started hitting him with poles , then
made a game out of it. The man looked serverly beaten and I decided to stop
playing. Gorgio , the one who started the game asked what was wrong. I told him
and assured me the man was in on it. I looked at the man bleeding now then back
to Gorgio. I knew Gorgio was lying and left the game. Later that week I heard
that Gorgio was beaten up by someone. I guess that means the man got his
revenge.
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Young
bull's no fool
he
ran when farmer came with axe
The
bull moans as he hits the barb wire fence
he
fights the pain and pushes some more
farmer
near like death it self the bull
charges
into the pain
breaking
free he runs to fast for farmer
into
the wind the pain ligers on
he
finds a medow far beyond and is forever
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Tickleing
rain raining drenching
running sweating
stoped
and sweating
sit
and thinking
rain
sothing , calming , saving
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The
fat dripping man
dripping
into the hot pan
fatty
eggs that smell of sickness
a
convolsive power chuck into ones face
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Sitting
by the bridge on the grass eating an apple I noticed something wiggle out of the
apple , it was a worm. I threw the apple into the water. Light started glowing
from the river in the shape of a pentagram and the apple came out of the water
and flew towards me . I dodged and watched as it came back around I readyd my
self then punched the apple splitting it into peices. My badge I just got from
some event started moveing then ripped itself from my shirt and flew off. The
glowing pentagram stoped and sound of cars and wind returned with the warmth of
the sun so I slept.
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I
was totaly free I had done my days work and I sat back to unravel into the slow
sounds of the outside world and into dreams. I dreamt of a huge bug reading
books out loud to some smaller bugs. The huge bug then left the room, it was
simaler to a dung beetle only the size of a dog. It made a clicking sound like
a horse only more plastic like. Following the but I found it in the kitchen
eating a cake laced with shit. There was a man makeing all sorts of horrid
meals : spitgetti bile-naisel or rotted corpse roast , toe jam on toast ,
maggot ridden corpes smotherd in a punget steamy sewrage sauce , veil in a cold
chunky vomit gravy.
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Rolf
harrased a kangeroo and was sentance by a judge with an extreme dislike to Rolf
Harris songs. The prosacutions turn to speak was on.
"
So mr Harris , please tell the court how the incedent happend " said the
Al gore looking lawyer.
"
Well " said Rolf as he pulled a
woble board out and begain to sing " Tie me kangeroo down sport ! , tie me
kangeroo down "
"
Thats enough " The judge roared standing up. " I sentance you to ten
years, court adjorned " .
And
with that Rolf was sent to jail where he sometimes started big sing alongs with
the inmates that had to be ended wth threats.
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Stinking
man come to greet
you
could smell him half way across the street
He
holds a piece of rotted
meat
wich he sniffs
then
puts his hand out to greet
flash
of panic in clean freaks head
fallen
over now half dead
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Hellish
sheep with red flaming wool screaming a bah that swells to the roar of a lion
wich swells to atomic explosion like volume. Fire burst from the ground people
gather round to watch the awsome defening sound of the sheep from hell roaring
it's story of woe for eternity until the steely sheerer comes to save the day.
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kung
fu weasle
weasling
his way out of
the
holes he gets into
but
one day he'll be
and
be a kung fu legend
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feeling
empty got to get plenty
feeling
full of loads of drool but not the
real
one wich is to come stomic stirring
pot
with meat and sauce
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A
cat sat playing with a fly killing it , when from the depths of hell came a huge
orange fly it zoomed down at the cat and stabed it's pointy nose into the cat,
the cat struck back with it's claws. The battle raged on , orange fly swooping
to attack , cat counter attacking. The battle ended when the monster fly stabed
the cat through the head.
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I
was rideing along on my bike when a strange force came over me , the chain
suddenly snaped and I started going at an impossible speed. Flames started
comeing out of the air in front of me. I went straight into the earth , digging
deeper and deeper , I come out in the middle of the earths core. I'm surrounded
by lava inside a kind of force feild lava surrounds me in all directions. There
is a large eye ball looking at me , I look into the eye of the eye and thousands
of images start flashing before me as
well as thousands of different sounds. The chaotic noise stops and I find
myself shooting upwards through the lava and out with a valcanic eruption
landing on an island. A girl comes up to me and looks at me. She's one the
natives to the island , she kisses me and I spend the rest of my days there
happy.
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These
are memories from a few of my favourite movies:
Half
baked:
remember
when
The
dog has a bong and is flying high like superman
The
overfed horse
"
don't worry kenny we'll save your virgin ass "
The
total stoner " yeah man ! "
The
dude on the couch who wakes up pisses on the pot plant , solves all there
problams then goe's back to sleep
Dude
where's my car:
Sweat
whats mine say
The
jocks all jumping from there to hassle the stoners
"
stoner bashen time "
"
oh look it's ms leedermin " says the dude steping out in front of her car
happy waveing . She the speeds up hiting him.
Zoolander:
The
secret files are in the computer , Zoolander smashes to peice's in search
Freddy
got fingerd:
Rolling
along the conveyer belt screaming ding dong! ding dong! with a large sausage
between legs
"
I see one lamba , do you see two lambas
I see one lama do you see two "
The
main charecter moans with delight.
"Back
wards man im the back wards man" wearing suit backwards
"Found
magic treasure " Pulling out soap on a rope from the toilet
"
I saved the day " By pulling a baby being born out and swinging it around
by the umbilical cord
"
I saved the day " As he's led out the ward.
"Spank
me yes, harder ! harder!"
She
gets hit in the face
"
not my face you fuckhead "
The
farther who is real rough throwing things at his son then laughing crazedly
"Three
hundred dauch marks" freddy screams into the fake ( home phone) mobile. It
all gets out of hand when a kid starts squirting everybody with his water
pistals
freddy
jumps into it spraying everybody with a fire hose with that look of crazed
delight.
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My
brother lost the match of air hockey. We had a bet , loser is a lacky for an
hour. I was sitting back watching cartoons as my brother cleaned my room and
did my chores. Mum brought in some creamed corn on toast , wich I ate with
pleasure. After the hour was up I went back to my room to check how clean it
was. It was spotless the bed made floor cleared and vacumed, it was a good job.
As I was about leave when I noticed a roll of sticky-tape under the cuboard I
nealt down and picked it up. But when I went to pull it out I found it stuck, I
pulled harder then fell back , the cuboard then opened and out spewed piles of
shit all over me. A trap set by my brother I knew this cleaned room too good to
be true.
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off
to the higher level place where people can kill each-other if you do you can
become an out-law and gaurds kill you. I finally sleep then the next day I play
again. I realize im getting really into the game when I start to get scared of
dieing. I'd see hi level players the bad ones then run because when you die
your items and sword and stuff can be stolen. I come across some players
farming, i'd already tryd my hand at farming but I like just killing monsters.
"
Please leave your upsetting my mind-peace" someone said to me so I left
and logged off. I dreamt of the world of the online game , it was all medievil
with swords and shields. I was a menace in the dream I ran around with a bow of
poison attacking people and being a real villan.
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I
was skiping stones on the water when I felt the ground ruble. Then from a pile
of rocks burst a giant rock man , roaring like a dinosour as he came out. He
then grabed me by the legs and spun me around like he was giveing dizzy wizzys.
He then let me go at full speed at the water. My body bounced along the water
then when I stopped the rock monster spoke " How do you like it " it
said. " Not to bad " I replyed. The stone mans body then fell apart
into a pile of stones. I get out of the water and head home dripping wet each
gust of wind is like a freeze ray chilling me to the bone. I notice something
comeing from the sewers ahead. Bubbles like the kind you blow with soapy water.
I hear kids laughing and music like that of a carnival or a merry go round. I
decide to take a closer look , I pull off the grate and peer down through the
bubbles but can't see anything. So I climb down into the sewer. The sewers are
old dark and smelly , it's half a cylinder shaped and the walls are green and
brown. Bubbles float around in the air everywhere in the dark. I follow the
sounds of laughter and find a large room with a floor and a control panel.
There are about ten clowns danceing around blowing bubbles at about ten
children who run and laugh at the antics of the clowns. Then like an illusion
the chisdren disapear , and all the clown gather around me. I notice now that
the clowns all have sharp claws and there eyes look like that of drunks. They
all smile then put there arms out at me with there sharp claws. I turn and run
up the sewer and to my suprise I find a stable with a horse. Without thinking
as if possesed I climb the horse and begin to ride holding tight to it's maim.
I leave the clowns for dust or should I say sewrage. After a while galloping
along through the smelly filthy water , I find a ladder leading to the surface.
I climb the ladder in a hurry and push open the hatch and climb out. I find my
self in the middle of the street , a car screechs to a stop in front of me. I
hear the horse cry out and turn around to look down into the sewer, But i'm
stoped by blood and horse flesh spewing out the hole like a volcano. I jump
back in shock and as the clowns jump out the hole together in a mass like a
cartoon bunch of clowns.
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sky
like ever changeing painting
sweet
smells on the wind
wind
caresing me all over
trees
howle like huge gentle creatures
--------------------------
The
blazeing firebird burning all into a red supernova of powerfull destruction
with bits of skull and eyes poping in
red explosions of blood in a sea wich fills the beast mouth. That holds it all
his goblet.
--------------------------
I
slammed on the brakes and found a snake down my pants it was sitting there
smokeing with a serious look on it's face it grinned then slid into the
passenger seat the started to change grow morph into a person then into another
person then into another and into many more. Changing at a rapid rate the
colour of the clothes makeing a sort of flashing effect. Next thing I know a
toxic chemicals truck slams into my car. Chemicals poured all over me , I felt
a strange sensation and then I was turned into the toxic avenger and so began
my already ended before it started mission to get vengance. Already ended
because when the truck crashed into my car a bit of shracknel hit a bird in the
head causing it brain damage. The bird flew around confused it flew high into
the air and into a plane engine. The engine failed and the plane crashed into
the toxic chemicals company giveing me my vengance.
--------------------------
Snotty
kid with a crazed notion that everyones out to get him so he leaves home and
joins a rebelion againts adults. A small group of kids obsessed with the idea
that adults have kids just to tell them what to do an cook them yuky food. The
kids where going to launch a strike on the adults and take over and rule there
houses. They had there rope weapons and 9volt battery with wires ready and
where about to leave when a man in a superhero outfit apeard and talked them
out of it.
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Doing
a test in shcool , I loathed this one the most. Just as I thought this an alien
blasted down the door and said " this is crazy run free kids ".
Everyone just sat there in aw as the teacher grabed the alien by the shoulder and
said " So you thought you could
fool me Jhones , Well think again " said the teacher.
"
Come on where going to the princebles office" said mr Wacker. The alien
not impressed pulled out a laser gun and turned the teacher into bones.
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Sitting
on the beach with a candle shivering in the wind , I build a sand castle. Then
from the water rolls a ball of bolengaise , it rolls up the beach and over my
castle. Quite anoyed I grab a stick and poke at the ball and penetrate the
meaty outa surface. The ball stops moveing so I poke it a few more times and make a hole. Inside there is a baby in a
cradle rocking softly to sweet music. The meat grows over the hole I made and
rolls away.
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Biteing
my hand
the
flesh feels good between my
teeth
I
imagine someone suicidal
biteing
at there hand
eating
there own hand
someone
comes to see thee
biteing
munching ravensly
with
blooded grining teeth
I
wonder if he would finish
his
meal that pain cannot stop
before
the ambulance comes
--------------------------
I
was sitting at the pizza store eating a slice of pizza, when in burst a ragdoll
through the door danceing and bounceing around as if helf by strings. The doll
bounced on peoples pizza people tryd to catch the doll but where unsucsesfull
as the doll would jump over them high into the air as if by magic. The cook
burst through the door with a butchers knife and ran at the doll swinging his
knife, the doll reacted and jumped high into the air and stayed there, strange
mechanical noises came from the doll , then it's eyes went red and it shot red
beams at the cook knocking him out. People started screaming and running out
the door squishing eachother to get out. I stayed and watched the as the owner
picked up the phone but the doll shot lasers at the phone explodeing it into
peices , the owner ran out with a wet crotch. I sat and the doll turned to me ,
I did nothing. It looked at me with it's terminator like eyes it's eyes then
faded and it continued it's dance. The ground then began shakeing at intravals
of a few seconds as though a giant was walking around outside. I stood up to go
outside but was stoped by a laser blast by the doll wich was looking at me.
There was a string in it's back wich was pulled down by it's own accord.
"
please play with me " came the electronic girls voice. I stood considering
my options and sat back down , and the doll continued the dance. It wasn't till
I sat back down that I noticed the giant footsteps sound had gotton closer. I
started to feel dizzy I pulled at my hair in an attempt to wake my self from
what must have been a dream. But this was real , the sound of the giant foot
steps , the doll danceing magicly around the room this was no dream. I came up
with a plan to escape. I would get under the table then crawle towards the door
useing the tables for cover. I waited until the dolls back was turned and got
under the table. The doll didn't notice so I began to crawle to the next table.
"
Please come play with me " came the dolls voice and lasers started
shooting at the table I was under blowing a hole in it above me. I turned
around and saw the doll looking at me.
"
Please come play with me " came the voice again. There was a defening
noise and the roof was torn off, and above the store was a giant spider stareing down at me and the doll with it's many eyes.
The spider then plunged it's fangs down at the doll wich dodged the attack and
flew outside like a powerpuff girl. It then unleashed lasers on the spider
causeing it to back away with earth shaking steps. I took this chance to run
away , I ran with all my will towards the subway and stoped and caught my breath. The subway was empty
except for a drunk in a corner who looked like he was struggleing with a dream.
I walk over to him. " Hey wake up youre dreaming " I said but just
kept moaning. " no no! get away " he said puting his hands out in
front of him. I nealt down and shook him. " wake up " I said as I
shook him , he then got up and said with his rotted teeth " you wake up
". I awoke coverd in sweat in me bed.
--------------------------
It
was six in the morning , the garbage trucks where collecting the trash. I had
to get going to class , I got ready and was about to leave the house when there
was a loud noise. It was a gong with an axeman wearing a black mask standing
next to it. " Who the hell are you " I said no reply came. I started
to aproach the man who then raised his axe into the air as if to strike me. I
stoped in my tracks. " what is this " I say but no reply comes , he
just strikes the gong again and returns his masked face towards me his eyes
meeting mine. I decide to leave the house and call the police at the phone box.
Then to my horror every single person on the street is wearing black masks like
the axeman and they all carryed gongs. And when ever I look at one they would
stop and look at me and hit the gong. Then when I stoped looking at them they
kept moveing. Now i'm totally freaked out and I run. I find a phone box and
dial tripple 0 , and wait. The phone is answerd but no one speaks. " Hello
, hello is anybody there " I say , then comes the reply " gong !
".
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A
small hairy creature walked into a brothel and asked for a cunt. The
reseptionist called the police. The police came
in
pussys then arrested the hairy creature.
--------------------------
A
fly was flying around the room when it crashed into the cieling fan and died.
Being the profesional I am , I decided to deployd the cleaners onto the mess. I
picked up the phone , the phone then flew out of my hands then started waveing
around the air like a tentical.
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Army
of man invading the mother city.
Penises
shooting sticky cum at the people, traping them in sticky cum. The city deploys
it's defence , the viginas. The viginas are specialy designed to consume the
penises. The viginas attack.
"
Deploy the Mega penis " the general of the penises says. The mega penis
fires covering the viginas with cum. The viginas deploy there super weapon
Super pussy!. The pussy jumps through the air onto the Mega penis. A great
battle begins . Military position move. The Mega penis was being chewd on the
side by the Super pussy and it's teeth. The Mega penis engages military
position and starts filling the Super pussy with cum. The battle rages on
destroying half the city. The vigina filling more and more up the Mega penis
sliced from the Super pussy's teeth. They rage on then the penis shoots one
last load and is biten in half just as the pussy explodes. The war over the
clean up begins.
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I
was as angry as can be and the violin harrold was playing sent me into a rage
and I screamed at Harold to get out. In a fit he threw down the violin and
called me a trator and stormed out slaming the old wooden door like another
instrument, an instrument of anger.
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Walking
in the rain to meet my date at the graveyard. She said to meet by the angle. It
was
"
Well your alright looking , have trouble finding the place" she said in a
crackling voice. I backed away from her stunned.
--------------------------
Pouring
my self another orange juice I cast another line. Fishing is probably my
favourite thing in the world apart from sleeping , because you don't have to do
anything most the time. After just a few minutes I get something , I pull it
in. It's a cactus it's moveing as though something or lots of somethings are in
it. I poke at the wriggleing cactus with my fishing line and out jumps a huge
spider that starts biteing the rod. Many more spiders spew out , I drop my rod
and run to the car and jump in. The fishing rod now coverd in spiders. I start
the car and leave the camp site abandoning my tent and stuff to the hoard of
spiders. I start to feel light headed and feel a huge itch. I stop the car and
check the itch and find two bite marks , it must have been one of the spiders
and I didn't even know. I decide to drive to the hospital after a few minutes
driveing i'm shocked by a huge spider on the middle of the road. I slam on the
brakes tyers screeching to a stop. Then
blink and spiders gone , just an illusion made by the poison. I drive on and to
my suprise theres another giant spider on the middle of the road. This time I
drive on ignoreing what I thought an illusion but my car didn't go through the
illusion like I thought , instead I crash with great force into one of the
spiders legs then pass out. I awoke in a hospital bed with a nurse handing me a
phone.
"
It's your mother " she said and gave me the phone.
"
Are you alright " came my mothers concerned voice.
"
I think so " I said , the scene then changed and I was on my couch at home
watching E.R. . My mother was on the phone however and we chatted for a while.
--------------------------
Yellow
and orange fire licking the air like the devils tounge. The coals pour heat to
your face like a kiss, sending you into splendid rest. Gental cracking of coal
as though it where natures words.
--------------------------
Car
garage flying through and through
on
the bon bon oh
little
mouse running to
the
posom army
walks
on through the cold streets
waiting
for a safe palce
to
sleep
looking
for a reason
for
the meaning of life is but an idea
dear
but whats good is more than an idea
dear
runs through the bush free and fit
as
the sun shone brightly warming
everyone
and making the garden grow
while
I sit and draw images of the
scenery
green and lush
Flying
fly frying pie tasty meaty treat
eat
the life on the street and beat
root
of the loot being carried by the wattle
tree
in the wind through my hair
oh
yeah
--------------------------
Walking
along eating a sandwich I suddenly was knocked over by something. I looked
around and descoverd an elaborate trap set up on the footpath made of elastic
bands wrapped about a fence and a telegraph pole. My leg was quite tangled in
the trap and I struggled to get free. Someone steped in front of me , a man
wearing a magicians robe who said "
so you found my trap then , sorry but I had to test it out , I will free you
now " he said with a snap of his fingers and disapeared with the trap into
thin air.
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I
had been traveling for days and decided to pull into an inn. The inn keeper was
a little lady with the look of a green wich. She had a dark look with her black
eyes, the longer I looked at her the more green and horrid she seemed. "
If you want to stay you'll have to help me with the sewing " she said
"
Hmm well what can I do I can't really sew"
"
Just get me the basket " she said sitting down.
"
and where's that "
"
it's by the place of fire "
"
The place of fire ? " I said confused.
"
over there " she said pointing her
green pointy hand somwhere.
"
oh the fireplace" I said and got the basket and put it next to her.
"
Now could you push that switch " She said pointing to what looked like a
light switch. I pressed the switch it went dark , I looked towards the old lady
all I could see was two red eyes looking at me.
"
Are you gonna help me " came a deep monsters voice.
"
Are you going to help me sew " The voice crackled again.
"
Actuley i'd just like to leave now " I said stumbleing as I steped back.
As I ran to leave the lights returned and with them the lady.
"
I thought you would have helped oh well here's your money " She said
holding the money out. I leant over to her , not wanting to get to close and
took the money and left.
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A
mountain spewing money like lava people scramble around and collect money in
huge buckets , bags anything huge. The mountain rumbles and a huge bundle of
money blasts out and lands on a few people and kils them the people continue
collecting money.
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Power
Pete was a powerful man who liked to eat sausages and would often smoke crack
till one day his arch nemisis Alzimer Al apeared and said he would smash Power
Pete , Power Pete was too offa to do a thing. Alzimer Al pulled out his walking
stick and was about to attack when alzimers kicked in and Alzimer Al saw a
crate of strawberries wich he quite liked and began to eat them.
--------------------------
Apples
on trees you can eat for ever ah haa says the Appleman filling the world with
apple trees that have poison apples that can walk into your mouth and start a
tree out of your stomic.
--------------------------
Walking
up the street I hear feet clip cloping behind me I imagine it to be horses feet
and legs with a ladys top half.
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A
housewife was at home washing dishers. When the front door was kicked in, it
was the ballistics team. They had a report of a bomb in the house. After an
extensive search a harrier jet crashed into the house and exploded killing
everyone. The power rangers then showed up and made some fighting sounds , a
few sparks burst from the ground and they left.
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He'd
never caught a fish in his life his farther was a fisherman and his farther
before him a fisherman , but he just couldn't catch a thing. He had recently
taken time of his job in the city and had been sitting for hours and he still
hadn't caught a thing. He started thinking about his life in the city and all
the stress in his life. He turned around to see people sitting down from him
had caught a big salmon , they laughed. Another hour past that was filled with
more laughter and fish from the people down pier. The thoughts pounded in his
head he felt ready to explode. And he did.
"
Catch fish ! catch fish ! " " Fuck catch fish " he said and ran
over to the people down the pier and attacked them with his rod.
"
I'll catch something allright" he screamed as he swung at the men they
tryd to fight back but in vain. His rage exploded on them with great force knocking
the men out. He then started throwing the line out at people hundreds of metres
away. Hooking some and pulling them over. Till they pulled free of the hook.
The police showed up and aimed there guns. The crazed man jumped behind a
barrel and refused there plea's. He then threw the line at them from behind the
barrel. The hook flew at them catching one of the officers by suprise , stabing
him in the neck. The crazed man pulled at the line ripping the cops throte open
, the cop reacted letting of a shot wich went through the head of the other
cop. The crazed man got up from behind the drum shocked by what he had done. He
now thought to him self ; " Ive killed , what have I done " . He knew
his life was over but couldn't accept it. After a few minutes sitting amongst
some bushes he decided he was going to do something with himself he wanted to
change the world so he took an axe and went of on a rampage smashing anything
electric. He was hell bent on destroying all technolgys , tvs , toasters ,
computers especialy. He stormed through houses and wreaked quite alot but was
apreahened after a few hours.
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A
crazed man starts rolling around on the floor uncontrolebly. Uncontrolble out bursts
of muscle spazems turning his body into a mass of destructive flesh , that
bounced around the room breaking things. It was much like the tazmainian devil
when he spins around in a cloud.
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Sitting
in a large room chandelier above carpets coffe table and chars made of wood all
dark wood very lavish. Charlie handed me a bisket to dip in the tea, the fire
roaring out of control bursting out like a rocket burst , Charlie and me both
react and dive to the floor. Fire continues to spew out of the fire place in
bursts , the curtains the walls burning. Flames begin comeing towards us trying
to consume us. We run out and escape the house. Standing there watching it burn
in the shadows fire balls start bursting out of the house landing on other
houses , roaring with the wind. A fire
ball hovering in the air starts comeing towards us, we run I find a door and
open it I turn around to the sight of Charlie exploding in a ball of fire.
--------------------------
Floating
down the river on my boat I hear a noise ahead like a whistle , then a huge
blob came from the sky and landed in the water. After the blob resurfaced it
began to break apart , inside was a round glass thing with a brain inside. The
thing rose up into the air and floated there, then from nowhere came dukes of
hazard car from a jump landing onto the alien brain pushing it underwater.
Seconds past and the brain came out with a splash. One of the dukes got out of
the car and started a dule with the brain, punching it with a powerful blow ,
the glass is broke. Open is the brain to blows of grea headache wich turn to
ruptors and the death of the foe.
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Rolling
down the hill in the soft grass in a rolly polly of the greatest speed i'd ever
had. The rolling intensified and I found my self unable to stop. I rolled to
the bottom and kept rolling through some bushes and came out into a clearing
and found myself in a village of natives. A villager came up to me , he was
wearing a fancy outfit campared to the rest of the village meaning he was
probably the chief. He then spoke " Hello welcome , would you like to join
our dinner ". Feeling rather hungry I agreed and he led me to the middle
of the village.
"
there you go " The chief said pointing too a pot of soup. I walked over
and smelled the pot then looked for a spoon. Finding one on the ground , I
started to eat the soup , wich tasted rather bland . " This soup needs
something " I said to the chief. The chief then said something to some of
the villagers they all laughed , as the villagers picked me up. I struggled but
in vain as they poked me with spears. They droped me in the pot. It wasn't that
hot yet and was quite nice. So I sat back and tryd to relax , might as well
make my last moment a good one. The tempreture in the water increased and it
started to hert. I went to get out only to have spears stab me back down into
the near boiling water. I heard some ruckes , villagers where screaming. I
heard somebody speak in a loud voice " I'll just take this proton energy
pill ". There was a strange noise and I saw a strange glowing white figure
beating all the villagers. He finished of the hole village then turned to the
chief. The chief said " curse you " and ran away. I jumped out of the
pot. I then realized who this strange being was , Roger Ramshit the all
american hero.
"
Lets go " Roger said. I followed him to his jet and was taken back to my
house and droped off.
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Walking
to the corner store through the park I was stoped by a red glowing box in the
air. I moved closer to inspect , the box then started moveing hovering through
the air. It then flew straight up, the came down at great speed going into the
earth. I walked over and looked in the hole and found the box had stoped
glowing red and was a shiney silver. I nelt down and touched the smooth surface
, I felt an incredible force enter my body and I was knocked off my feet. Lying
there I got the incredible erge to jump up like they to in kung fu movies ,
flicking there body up to standing position. I tryd and did it to my amazement.
Something happened with that strange cube , I felt a change in me but I wasn't
sure what. I have to tell the authoritys I thought and headed for the police
station. Walking down the street I saw a
milk drink in the gutter , it had a straw in it wich started to grow. A straw
would pop out and out of that straw another straw poped out , till it was a
long arm like thing. It then wrapped this arm around me , wrapping around my
head. It then spoke saying " drink me , please I love you , drink me
!" said the milk drink as it tryd to stick it's straws in my mouth. I
ripped at it and threw it to the ground like a milk carton octopuss. It pulled
it's self towards me trying to catch me, I ran from it and kept walking. I came
to a car park and cut through it , there where yellow lines and arrows on the
ground. Walking through the carpark I bump into an invisible , I reach out to
touch it , it had no texture just a sort of force like the force between two
magnets. I follow the wall and found it to be everywhere around the lines
marking the car spaces. I walked around the lines, then when I stepped on one
of the yellow arrows pointing where the traffic should go I was shot into a
run. I had lost control of my body and found my self running at the speed of
superman. The direction of the arrow pointed onto the road. Cars swerved and
beeped there horns and I ran to the side of the road. I got to the police
station and opened the door to an astonishing scene. There where great fat
monstrus creatures sitting everywhere they looked like jaba the hut in
starwars. There where masks on the policemen's faces that was connected to
black pipes that ran to the crotchs of the huge beasts. The monsters sat there
moaning as if in pleasure. The police frozen as if a trance. Some doors swung
open and two of the monsters came through and pointed at me a black pipe , It
then came at me from a gun like thing. I bolted out the door and ran till my
lungs where bursting, then sat down on a park bench to catch my breath. Sitting
there I let go of some gas loudly(I farted).
"
Do you have to " came a voice from what I thought was behind me. I turned
around to find no one anywhere.
"
Of all the farts iv'e sat through thats one of the worst " the voice came
again. Thats when I realized the voice was comeing from the park bench. I
looked it over and found lines in the shape of a face.
"
yeah I can talk " the chair said.
"
Um i'm sorry but I didn't know park benchs could talk"
"
they can't " said the park bench.
"
but your talking what the hell are you " I said , but this time there was
no reply. I sat back down feeling quite crazy.
"
Are you alright , you look distreased" said an old lady standing in front
of me.
"
I don't know " I said and told her what had happend.
"
Oh dear thats no good " said the old lady who looked like a qeen with a
really ornate expensive dress, her hair was golden yellow. The only thing that
wasn't nice was her face , it was
wrinkled and sagged and she had black facial hair.
"
Ive got just the solution " the lady said pulling out a purfume bottle out
of her bag. She sprayd her self a few times then looked at me. The smell was
intoxicateing. The smell seemed familer and seemed to bring back memorys, what
of I don't know. I found my self in a trance. She came closer to me and leaned
down to kiss me. It wasn't till her tounge touched my lips that I snapped out
of it pushed away and ran away. I came to a building with music playing inside.
I went in and there was a celebration of some sort. There were people danceing
and drinking in a large hall. I decided that getting pissed was my only option
so I headed toward the bar. As I walked through the danceing some hands grabed
mind and started danceing. I decided to go along and dance with her. She
started to dance around in a circle and we spun around. The spining
intensified. I had lost control of my body and spun and spun, as if in a
washing machine. The speed increasd and everything became a blur. I awoke in my
bedroom in a sweat holding a silver mettalic cube, the cube I found the day
before. Throwing it down I lay back down and slept.
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